Cornershop knew what they were talking about when they sang ‘Everybody needs a Döner for a pillow’* and you can get your own Döner Kebab pillow on Amazon.**
Foolish enough to forget to eat a kebab after a big night out? You’ll have your Döner pillow to comfort you. Woken up in the middle of the night (after a few glasses of sherry maybe) in need of a midnight snack? No problem.***
The pillow comes in kebab-themed packaging with handy ‘From’ and ‘To’ spaces, making it an ideal gift for the Döner-lover in your life.
* I may have misheard this lyric.
** This is an Amazon Affiliate Link – this means that if you buy something from Amazon after clicking on this link I will get some beer money. This doesn’t affect the price you pay.
*** Don’t try this at home. The Döner Kebab pillow isn’t actually edible.